If you were in the UK on Thursday night, there’s no way you could have missed the fantastic storms that lit up the world with shards of lightening zigzagging across the purple sky. Unless you’re my brother-in-law, who slept soundly through it all like a worn-out little kitten.
Lying in my bed at 3am, I remembered that someone once told me to unplug major electrical items. So I crept downstairs where the boys were still watching a film, and ran around unplugging everything like a crazy woman. Forgot the wifi router though, and woke up on Friday to find no internet!! Unable to work from home, I baked a cake then headed out in search of 21st century connectivity. Huge thanks to my clients, Nordens, for putting up with me all day!
During the storm, alarms were going off all over the place. A nice chap called Vince who’s attended a couple of my social media training sessions must have been busy as a result – he’s a specialist in alarm systems, CCTV and all that. Strange the things that spring to mind when you’re listening out for thunder.
The day of the storm had been ridiculously hot. I left a meeting at parliament at 2 o’clock heading to a potential new client in Pimlico. Turned out to be a 20 minute walk from the station – not in flowery flip flops this time, but high heeled, hot shoes – and I actually felt as if I was walking through a wall of tangible pressure. It was so weird, like I had to push the air away to get through. (Before you ask, no, I hadn’t been at the Pimms at lunchtime!!) And to top it off, I got lost. The silly iPhone map took me a horribly long way round, past beautiful cream painted Georgian houses that I couldn’t admire because I was suffocating.
It brought to mind someone else who attends my social media sessions: Francesca writes London guide books with simple maps – and boy, could I have done with one of those that day. Her ‘Step Outside’ London guides are actually for children, but they’re so beautifully illustrated and charming that they’re a pleasure for anyone with a love of London. Must admit, I loved it a little bit less after the aimless wandering then rush hour tube trip home.
Aside from running a workshop on Social Media Strategy this week, I have a couple of Plain English sessions booked. I’ve also been creating website content and de-jargoning technical blogs recently, for clients’ audiences that don’t need to know the specifics. I do love a linguistic challenge. I completed a plain English edit for a company abroad a couple of weeks ago, relating to extremely high tech computer software components – of which I knew nothing. (I do now!) The end article was far removed from the initial draft and received excellent reviews when it was published in the glossy Telegraph IT supplement. Sometimes I wonder if I dream in plain English…
If you’re wondering how copywriters can turn a gobbledygook concept into a coherent and easily understandable text, I’ll tell you in the Gibb Brothers’ own words. And that’s what it really boils down to: “It’s only words, and words are all I have to take your heart away…” (Sung so beautifully by Ronan Keating last week, but I still prefer the ancient Rita Coolidge version!)
I think this may have been my first blog in three years to talk about the weather. Whatever it’s like this week, have fun! And if you need me, you can find me here as usual, but with an ice cream: @WeekendWitch.
(Title lyrics by Freddie, of course.)